...and the world goes fucking insane.
Are you serious?
Is this actually news?!
Why is it that for the past two days I haven't been able to turn on a television or radio without hearing about this dumbass dad who caught a foul ball at a Phillies' game and then gave the ball to his three-year-old daughter who then threw it back onto the field?
WHO FUCKING CARES?!
This is not news. If you want to talk about Pennsylvania news, let's talk about the fact that the state STILL doesn't have an approved budget. That seems more important than some fucking feel-good bullshit story about a foul ball.
Honestly, I can't believe that ANYBODY wants to hear about this story but someone must if the news monkeys keep chattering about it. I honestly just don't have a clue as to why this might be even slightly interesting. If I caught a foul ball at a baseball game, I'd throw it onto the field, too. Who wants a ball a bunch of fucking pussy baseball players played with? Fuck that. I wouldn't even bother to catch it. I'd just let it bean the asshole behind me in the face.
I guess the heart-warming part of this story is that the dad wasn't mad at the daughter. He just hugged her and smiled like some creepy pedophile after his daughter threw his prized ball out onto the field, but fuck, what was the guy going to do? Beat the shit out of his daughter while he was displayed to the world on the jumbotron? Of course he was going to hug her. He was waiting to get home to take the paddle to her stupid ass. At least the story might have been interesting if he would have picked her up and tossed her like a human javelin onto the field for being so fucking retarded, but I'm sorry, a hug is just not entertaining at all.
I'm bored just writing about this story. Wake me up when the next celebrity dies...
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Aww...that was a nice story...
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