Chicks Don't Need Dicks

The world has fallen out of balance. The scales balancing the powers of male and female have fallen lopsided in the favor of masculinity.

In our modern society, being a "strong woman" means a woman must act like a man. The problem is that world works best when the female and male are in harmony - balanced. Now, this doesn't mean women should vacuum and bake chicken pot pie and men should hunt and scratch their nuts. I'm not talking about stereotypical gender roles here. The balance I'm speaking of is more basic.

Everything in the world is meant to be balanced. The Powers That Be created two genders who would compliment each other and exist in harmony. Women were created to be nurturers - sympathetic, selfless, and protective of their offspring. Men, on the other hand, were meant to be laborers - productive, strong of will, and defenders of their family unit. Unfortunately, in addition to the positive aspects of masculinity, there are also an abundance of negative qualities, the most dangerous being their insatiable desire to need, to consume, to want. The feminine was designed to keep these desires in check.

Unfortunately, over the past decade, women have been evolving more and more into the masculine role. Now it is no longer just men who are slaves to decadence. Now women want and women need just as insatiably, if not more so, than men. In a desperate attempt to be treated like equals, women have convinced themselves that they can achieve this goal by acting like a man, namely like a self-centered prick.

Now men, displaced by masculine women, find themselves without a role, without a place in the world. Machines have also usurped their role. This has created a large male population who shy away from work because their female partner has become the laborer, forcing them to sit in their basement and play video games for days upon days in order to simulate the adventure males seek by nature. Kids are being raised by no one because mothers work and fathers work or simply refuse to accept the nurturer role in the relationship. When no one accepts the nurturing role in a family, a generation of lost children will rise and burn the Earth to its core.

There's a reason why the symbol for perfect unity is the symbol for masculinity (the triangle) intersected by the symbol for femininity (the inverted triangle). Male and females are meant to exist in harmony and, now that that balance is broken, peace will not be found in this world until the scales of masculinity and femininity can be balanced once more.