Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Mission Statement

The mission of The Asshole Alert is simple: Our mission is to make use of the written word to condemn asinine behavior and provide individuals with a sanctuary for common sense.

It is a place where stupidity is punished and those guilty of idiotic behavior are justifiably slandered.It exists as a fortress for those dwindling numbers of enlightened individuals who are aware that a cloud of mediocrity is slowly engulfing this once great country of ours and transforming it into a playground for immorality and ignorance. While individuals of intelligence stand on the sidelines and silently claim, "There's nothing I can do" through their unwillingness to act, The Asshole Alert stands proudly as a beacon of hope for all individuals who demand a more enlightened and educated population who will one day march proudly to the Promised Land.

Dumbed Down Version: We make fun of stupid people here.

1 comment:

  1. Ugh...I can't believe you're writing these things again. I hated them when you were in college, and I see you haven't changed much. Too bad...

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